Dr. Jean Sings Silly Songs

Katalina Matalina
(Tune: "Shortnin' Bread")

Chorus:   
     Katalina Matalina Upsadina Walkadina
     Hoca Poca Loca was her name.

Her head was shaped like a baseball bat.
And right on top was a funny, old hat. (Chorus)

She had two hairs in her head.
One was alive and the other was dead. (Chorus)

She had two eyes in her head.
One was purple and the other was red. (Chorus)

She had two teeth in her mouth.
One pointed north and the other pointed south. (Chorus)

Her neck was as long as a ten foot pole.
And right in the middle was a big, black bow. (Chorus)

Her hips were like two ships in port.
One headed south and the other headed north. (Chorus)

Her feet were as flat as a bathroom mat.
How did they ever get like that? (Chorus)

But she had a heart, so I'm told.
That was made of purest gold. (Chorus)

Over in the Meadow

Over in the meadow in the sand and the sun
Lived an old mother froggie and her little froggie one.
"Hop," said the mother. "I hop," said the one.
So they hopped and were glad in the sand and the sun.

Over in the meadow where the stream runs blue
Lived an old mother fishie and her little fishies two.
"Swim," said the mother. "We swim," said the two.
So they swam and were glad where the stream runs blue.

Over in the meadow in the nest in the tree
Lived an old mother birdie and her little birdies three.
"Fly," said the mother. "We fly," said the three.
So they flew and were glad in the nest in the tree.

Over in the meadow by the old apple core
Lived an old mother wormie and her little wormies four.
"Squirm," said the mother. "We squirm," said the four.
So they squirmed and were glad by the old apple core.

Over in the meadow by the big bee hive
Lived an old mother bee and her baby bees five.
"Buzz," said the mother. "We buzz, " said the five.
So they buzzed and were glad by the big bee hive.

 

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